9:15am. Walk into work.
9:25am. Wish you could walk out.
10:03am. Bang head against the wall, willing emails to stop coming in.
10:37am. Realize head-banging makes you want a guitar, preferably to smash over someone's head.
11:12am. Make third cup of coffee.
11:13am. Get yelled at by Nazi Kitchen Lady for breathing in her vicinity.
11:14am. Grind teeth, grab Nazi Kitchen Lady and hug her because they throw you in jail for strangling her.
11:59am. Realize it's 11:59am and it's too early for lunch.
12:31pm. Write a tweet, then proceed to obsessively check for stars and retweets.
12:40pm. Realize you have a problem.
12:41pm. Call for delivery. Patiently wait for person on the other side of the phone to repeat every word you say. Nod. Laugh at yourself for nodding. Lose patience and snap at person.
1:17pm. Start a political discussion while colleagues eat. Watch as colleagues find it harder and harder to swallow. Enjoy.
2:30pm. Get to a meeting. Wait 15 minutes for everyone else to show up.
3:00pm. Leave first meeting to get to second meeting.
3:15pm. Go back to first meeting when nobody shows up, vowing for the 734th time never to be punctual again.
3:52pm. Show up early to third meeting, patting self on back that "early" is not "punctual."
4:20pm. Feel like an idiot for adding 10 extra minutes to regular waiting period.
5:00pm. Wish you could be home.
6:00pm. Wish you could be home.
7:00pm. Get home and immediately bicker with the BF.
7:15pm. Wish you could be at the office.
8:00pm Curse Lebanon's internet for 5 hours until everyone is asleep and connection is easier.
1:30am. Lie awake wondering which life choices to blame.
1:33am. Blame the BF.
1:40am. Feel bad. Blame cats instead.
1:45am. Feel guilty. Blame parents.
1:47am. Feel horrible. Blame self.
1:50am. Feel miserable. Blame ceiling.
1:52am. Continue this way until 4 in the morning.
Repeat.
9:25am. Wish you could walk out.
10:03am. Bang head against the wall, willing emails to stop coming in.
10:37am. Realize head-banging makes you want a guitar, preferably to smash over someone's head.
11:12am. Make third cup of coffee.
11:13am. Get yelled at by Nazi Kitchen Lady for breathing in her vicinity.
11:14am. Grind teeth, grab Nazi Kitchen Lady and hug her because they throw you in jail for strangling her.
11:59am. Realize it's 11:59am and it's too early for lunch.
12:31pm. Write a tweet, then proceed to obsessively check for stars and retweets.
12:40pm. Realize you have a problem.
12:41pm. Call for delivery. Patiently wait for person on the other side of the phone to repeat every word you say. Nod. Laugh at yourself for nodding. Lose patience and snap at person.
1:17pm. Start a political discussion while colleagues eat. Watch as colleagues find it harder and harder to swallow. Enjoy.
2:30pm. Get to a meeting. Wait 15 minutes for everyone else to show up.
3:00pm. Leave first meeting to get to second meeting.
3:15pm. Go back to first meeting when nobody shows up, vowing for the 734th time never to be punctual again.
3:52pm. Show up early to third meeting, patting self on back that "early" is not "punctual."
4:20pm. Feel like an idiot for adding 10 extra minutes to regular waiting period.
5:00pm. Wish you could be home.
6:00pm. Wish you could be home.
7:00pm. Get home and immediately bicker with the BF.
7:15pm. Wish you could be at the office.
8:00pm Curse Lebanon's internet for 5 hours until everyone is asleep and connection is easier.
1:30am. Lie awake wondering which life choices to blame.
1:33am. Blame the BF.
1:40am. Feel bad. Blame cats instead.
1:45am. Feel guilty. Blame parents.
1:47am. Feel horrible. Blame self.
1:50am. Feel miserable. Blame ceiling.
1:52am. Continue this way until 4 in the morning.
Repeat.
