Late last Thursday evening, Friday was checked into a private rehabilitation center most notably known as a refuge for celebrities suffering from personality mood disorders, i.e. the entire Hollywood scene. No reports have yet emerged as to the reason behind this sudden break-down.
Asked to comment on this latest turn of events, the Twitterverse went into convulsions, spewing out an endless stream of nonsensical Friday tweets. Some are referring to this as the "Follow Friday," although few are aware of what this mysterious term means.
Meanwhile across the Middle East, protests have erupted, most likely in response to this latest calamity. Now activists are in a conundrum over which day to adopt as their own to use as a platform for their battle cry for democracy, or cheaper burgers, it's not clear which.
And Stateside, boycotts are now firmly in place after a certain teenager besmirched Friday entirely by repeatedly referring to it as FUN FUN FUN. When asked for a rebuttal, Friday meekly admitted to once being the go-to day heralding a weekend of activities, with people evoking its name and the lord's in thanks.
At press time, there was still no news as to the fate of Friday. Rumors are, however, floating around that an infamous person and Friday have begrudgingly made peace while patients at the same institution after the former accused the latter of causing a humanitarian intervention in his oil-rich country. It is unclear as to who these rumors refer to, although there was mention of many hats and snuggies in his possession.
The rest of the week kindly ask that their privacy be respected on this most painful occasion.
Asked to comment on this latest turn of events, the Twitterverse went into convulsions, spewing out an endless stream of nonsensical Friday tweets. Some are referring to this as the "Follow Friday," although few are aware of what this mysterious term means.
Meanwhile across the Middle East, protests have erupted, most likely in response to this latest calamity. Now activists are in a conundrum over which day to adopt as their own to use as a platform for their battle cry for democracy, or cheaper burgers, it's not clear which.
And Stateside, boycotts are now firmly in place after a certain teenager besmirched Friday entirely by repeatedly referring to it as FUN FUN FUN. When asked for a rebuttal, Friday meekly admitted to once being the go-to day heralding a weekend of activities, with people evoking its name and the lord's in thanks.
At press time, there was still no news as to the fate of Friday. Rumors are, however, floating around that an infamous person and Friday have begrudgingly made peace while patients at the same institution after the former accused the latter of causing a humanitarian intervention in his oil-rich country. It is unclear as to who these rumors refer to, although there was mention of many hats and snuggies in his possession.
The rest of the week kindly ask that their privacy be respected on this most painful occasion.
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